6 Superheroes New Year Resolutions: 2016 edition
By Alexius Chua
January 6, 2016
Like what Flash says, level up your life - not just your age - for the new year!
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While you're busy re-evaluating your life choices for the next 365 days, have you ever wonder what's inside your favourite Superheroes wish list? Be inspired (and amused) by these superheroes, version 2016!
Wolverine - Sipping Pina Coladas in the Bahamas
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If you're a big fan of X-Men, you would've been awed by the recent X-Men: Apocalypse trailer which went viral on Facebook. It's like every X-men fanboys around the globe has marked the date of the opening night on their calendar. But on closer look on the cast list would get your brain racking: where's Wolverine! Shouldn't such a popular character who appeared in every single of X-Men movies would at least have a small role in it?
And just that same thought drives Wolverine to drink, most likely in the Bahamas since he got lots of time to kill.
Gambit - On a lucky streak
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While his arch-rival Wolverine is on a break, Gambit is riding high in 2016. Despite the fact that he has no part to play in X-Men: Apocalypse, this card-playing mutant gets a movie entirely for himself, Gambit, opening early October.
The director has spoken - Verdict: Gambit 1 : Wolverine 0.
Captain America - American James Bond wannabe
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During an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Chris Evans, the actor who played Captain America in Avengers: Age of Ultron, outed that this patriotic supersoldier is still a virgin, or so he believes. Speaking from the experience of a bonafide ladies' man, it is safe to conclude that Captain America is no James Bond. Better luck for 2016!
Batman and Superman - You die or I die
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Although it is not the first time we've seen Superheroes join forces together for a blockbuster movie, the upcoming Batman v Superman: Dawn of justice movie is still very much anticipated as it's the ultimate showdown between two legendary DC Comics characters. Who would stand mighty in the end? Difficult to say, and no, we can't judge based on their aesthetically unrealistic jaw lines.
Jonathan 'Johnny' Storm (Fantastic Four) - working in a grill restaurant
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This year has not been fantastic for Fantastic Four. With its 2015 movie garnered the lowest grossing Fantastic Four film to date, wrecked with tonnes of negative reviews, it is little wonder why Johnny Storm is probably seeking a new career option. The best bet for young Johnny is probably to land on a new job where his talent is best placed at - the grill restaurant.
Deadpool - Getting schooled on who is Deadpool
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While we all know that 2016 is going to be the year of classic Superheroes movie runs, Marvel threw a red herring and give us Deadpool. You might be wondering: who is Deadpool? Originally an obscure villain, this antihero comic book character got its own spinoff movie opening mid-February 2016. From a complete unknown to a superhero with its own show on the big screen plus a cult following, this is what we gamester called pure Ownage.
2016 better be the year I turn slim and hot!
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Have a great New Year!
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